Fearlessly Dreaming

I once told a joke about a straight person.

They came after me in droves.

Each one singing the same:

Don’t fight fire with fire.

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What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.

Do not fight fire with water.

Do not fight fire with foam.

Do not evacuate the people.

Do not sound the alarms.

Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.

Do not barricade the door with damp towels.

Do not wave a white flag out of the window.

Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.

Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.

Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.

Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.

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When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.

What they mean is: Stand and burn.

Stand and Burn by Claudia Boleyn.  (via claudiaboleyn)

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Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

memewhore:

disneyworldwonders:

Can I just say that I think this is the way Mulan should appear int the parks. In the beginning of the movie they make it very clear that the dress she wears to meet the matchmaker is not comfortable nor does it represent her personality. She spends the whole of the film proving that she is not a prize to be won or just a pawn to be married off at earliest convenience. She proves her worth in this outfit. She saves China in this outfit. She falls in love in this outfit. She risks her life, makes her strongest friendships, and changes the entire country IN THIS OUTFIT. Then they have her walk around the park in the same outfit she wore in the first scene of the movie and I think it is really negative toward her character. That is not who she is.

memewhore:

disneyworldwonders:

Can I just say that I think this is the way Mulan should appear int the parks. In the beginning of the movie they make it very clear that the dress she wears to meet the matchmaker is not comfortable nor does it represent her personality. She spends the whole of the film proving that she is not a prize to be won or just a pawn to be married off at earliest convenience. She proves her worth in this outfit. She saves China in this outfit. She falls in love in this outfit. She risks her life, makes her strongest friendships, and changes the entire country IN THIS OUTFIT. Then they have her walk around the park in the same outfit she wore in the first scene of the movie and I think it is really negative toward her character. That is not who she is.

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not-john-watson:

doubleadrivel:

holligenet:

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2. 

GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME NO MORE CLEANING CUPCAKE CUPS AND PAPER WASTE HELLA YEAH~

Wait, cupcake paper hasn’t /always/ been edible???
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……
………
Well fuck.

Wait what? You mean to tell me that I live in the original Dr Oetker city with the big factory and the Dr Oetker family AND THEY DONT SELL THESE ANYWHERE NEAR US???
Grrrrrh I hate Germany.

not-john-watson:

doubleadrivel:

holligenet:

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME NO MORE CLEANING CUPCAKE CUPS AND PAPER WASTE HELLA YEAH~

Wait, cupcake paper hasn’t /always/ been edible???

……

………

Well fuck.

Wait what?
You mean to tell me that I live in the original Dr Oetker city with the big factory and the Dr Oetker family AND THEY DONT SELL THESE ANYWHERE NEAR US???

Grrrrrh I hate Germany.

(via squeewentthefangirl)

liamdryden:

marinashutup:

madeupmonkeyshit:

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors
Sundays at 9 a.m. ET starting August 31 on Disney XD
NIGGA WE MADE IT
Miles Morales voiced by Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino

AFTER HE DID THE BIT ABOUT BEING BLACK SPIDER-MAN HE’S GONNA BE SPIDER-MAN I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED
(also drake bell is peter parker and i’m fucking dying)

OH MY GOOOODDDDDD

liamdryden:

marinashutup:

madeupmonkeyshit:

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors

Sundays at 9 a.m. ET starting August 31 on Disney XD

NIGGA WE MADE IT

Miles Morales voiced by Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino

AFTER HE DID THE BIT ABOUT BEING BLACK SPIDER-MAN HE’S GONNA BE SPIDER-MAN I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED

(also drake bell is peter parker and i’m fucking dying)

OH MY GOOOODDDDDD

(via blond-demon)

*whistles inconspicuously* totally not buying Christmas baking equipment right now…